Monday, April 25, 2011



 Newspaper Mottoes
How newspapers of the United States have described themselves to their readers



It was once common for a newspaper to state a motto (slogan, tagline) in its nameplate on Page One. Like the New York Times' "All the News That's Fit to Print," the motto was a statement of principle for some newspapers; for others, such as theChicago Tribune ("World's Greatest Newspaper") or the Allentown Morning Call ("Lehigh Valley's Greatest Newspaper"), it was simply a chest-out boast. What follows are some mottoes that have flown under the flags of American newspapers through the years. 


Worth Looking Into
--Aberdeen (S.D.) American News
The Newspaper That Pays for Itself
--Abilene (Tex.) Reporter News
Give Light and the People Will Find Their Way
--(Albuquerque) New Mexico State Tribune (adopted by all Scripps-Howard newspapers) [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
A Fearless And Wide-Awake Democratic Newspaper
--The (Alexandria, La.) Weekly Town Talk
Lehigh Valley's Greatest Newspaper
--The (Allentown, Pa.) Morning Call
If You Don't Want It Printed, Don't Let It Happen
--The Aspen (Colo.) Daily News [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
For x Years The South's Standard Newspaper
--The Atlanta Constitution
Covers Dixie Like The Dew
--The Atlanta Journal
South's Oldest Newspaper--Established 1785
--The (Augusta, Ga.) Chronicle
The Great Newspaper of the Southern San Joaquin Valley
--The Bakersfield (Calif.) Californian
Light For All
--The (Baltimore) Sun
Maine's Largest Daily Newspaper
--(Bangor, Me.) Daily News
At the Crossroads of West Texas
--Big Spring (Texas) Herald [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
A Clean Newsy Newspaper For the Home
--The (Beaver, Pa.) Daily Times
The Hometown Newspaper Of The Southern Tier
--The (Binghamton, N.Y) Evening Press

Liked by Many, Cussed by Some, Read by Them All
--The Blackshear (Ga.) Times
Fanning the Flames of Discontent
--(Boonville, Mo.) Anderson Valley Advertiser
The Gimlet -- It Bores In.
--(Brownsville, Ky.) Edmonson News
Boston's Independent Newspaper
--Boston Traveler
America's Most Colorful Newspaper
--Burlington (Vt.) Free Press [Thanks to John Engels, International Business Initiatives--IBI]
To Give The News Impartially, Without Fear or Favor.
                                --Chattanooga Times Free Press [Thanks to Bill Peterson]
An Independent Newspaper
--Chicago Daily News
World's Greatest Newspaper
--Chicago Tribune
Open to all Parties--but influenced by none
--The (Cincinnati) Centinel of the North-Western Territory
The Newspaper That Serves Its Readers
--The Cleveland Press
Independent But Not Neutral
                                          --Colebrook (N.H.) News and Sentinel

A Weekly Newspaper for the Mutual Benefit of Ourselves, Colleton and Beaufort Districts and Mankind Generally.
--Colleton and Beaufort (S.C.) Sun [Thanks to Debbie van Tuyll, Augusta State University]
Independent Since 1880 / America's Oldest Independent College Daily
--The Cornell Daily Sun [Thanks to Donna Kramer]
Continuously Published for x Years
--The Dallas Times Herald
The Voice of the Rocky Mountain Empire
--The Denver Post
Colorado's First Newspaper--Founded in 1859
--(Denver) Rocky Mountain News
On Guard for x Years
--The Detroit Free Press
The Home Newspaper For More Than x Years
--The Detroit News
America's Oldest Continuously Published Newspaper
--Hartford Courant [Thanks to Diego Sorbara]
Houston's Family Newspaper
--Houston Chronicle
Mississippi's Leading Newspaper For More Than A Century
--The (Jackson) Clarion-Ledger
A Leader In The Growth And Development Of Florida And The South For x Years
--The (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union
America's No. 1 Small City / Capital of the East Texas Oil Field
--Kilgore (Tex.) News Herald
The Oldest Newspaper West of the Mississippi
--(Little Rock) Arkansas Gazette
Long Island's Only-Online Newspaper
--The Long Island Times [Thanks to Denise Newton]
An Independent Democratic Newspaper Of The First Class Unchallenged In Its Field
--The Longview (Tex.) Daily News
Largest Circulation In The Entire West
--Los Angeles Herald Examiner
Largest Circulation In The West
--Los Angeles Times
The Only Newspaper in the World That Gives a Damn About Yerington
--Mason Valley (Nev.) News
Your GOOD NEWSpaper!
--The McKenzie (Tenn.) Banner
Florida's Most Complete Newspaper (also, Florida's Complete Newspaper)
--The Miami Herald
Central And South Alabama's Largest Evening Newspaper
--(Montgomery) Alabama Journal
Serving America's International Gateway Since 1837
--The (New Orleans) Times-Picayune
The Lively One, With a Mind of Its Own
--The (New Orleans) States-Item [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
The Truth is Always Fair
--(New Orleans) Daily Truth [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
The Best Paper, the Brightest Paper, the Cheapest Paper
--(New Orleans)Evening Chronicle [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
The Only Louisiana Newspaper for a Dime a Week
--(New Orleans) Evening Telegram [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
Patroness of Peace, Commerce, and the Liberal Arts
--The (New York) American Minerva
New York's Picture Newspaper
--(New York) Daily News
Established x Years Ago. A European Edition Is Published Daily In Paris
--New York Herald-Tribune
It Shines For All.
--The New York Sun
All The News That's Fit to Print
--The New York Times
Haec olim meminisse juvabit [It will profit us to remember these things in the future. Virgil.]
--Niles' Weekly Register
Good Paper, Good Ink, Good Work and Prompt Delivery
--Osceola (Ark.) Times
Discover What's In It For You
--(Palmdale, Calif.) Antelope Valley Press
The Oldest Daily Newspaper In The United States--Founded 1771 / An Independent Newspaper For All The People
--The Philadelphia Inquirer
The State's Greatest Newspaper
--The (Phoenix) Arizona Republic
Published In The Interests Of The Oregon Country And Its People
--(Portland) Oregon Journal
Going where no dog has gone before -- and without a leash!
The only good sacred cow is medium rare with fries.
--The Putnam Pit (Cookeville, Putnam County, Tennessee) [Thanks to Geoff Davidian, publisher]
The Mountain West's First Newspaper
--(Salt Lake City) Deseret News
A Constructive Force In The Community
--San Antonio (Tex.) Light
The City's Only Home-Owned Newspaper
--San Francisco Chronicle
Monarch of the Dailies
--San Franciso Examiner
San Francisco's Evening Newspaper
--News Call Bulletin
The Oldest Daily Newspaper In Southern California
--Santa Barbara News-Press
The West's Oldest Newspaper...Founded 1849
--The (Santa Fe) New Mexican
Light of the Coastal Empire
--Savannah Morning News [Thanks to Julia Muller, Savannah Now]
Today's News Today
--Schenectady (N.Y.) Union-Star
The Great Newspaper Of The Great Northwest (also, The Voice of the Northwest)
--Seattle Post-Intelligencer
The Only Evening Newspaper in St. Louis With the Associated Press News Service
--St.Louis Post-Dispatch
Oldest Newspaper in Minnesota
--St. Paul Pioneer-Press
Hometown Folks Serving Hometown Folks for Over 20 Years (Also Serving Sylacauga and Pell City)
--The Talledega (Ala.) Daily Home [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
One of America's Great Newspapers--In One of America's Great Cities
--The Toledo Blade
116 Years In the Town Too Tough To Die/No Tombstone Is Complete Without Its Epitaph
--Tombstone (Ariz.) Epitaph [Thanks to Charles Walker]
Oklahoma's Greatest Newspaper / Reliability, Character, Enterprise
--Tulsa Daily World
Kansas' Leading Home Newspaper For x Years
--The Wichita Eagle
Your Hometown Newspaper Since 1916
--(Wiggins, Miss) Stone County Enterprise [Thanks to Angus Lind, The Times-Picayune]
An International Daily Newspaper
--Christian Science Monitor
Righteousness Exalteth A Nation
--Freedom's Journal
The World Is Governed Too Much
--The Globe
Our Country Is The World--Our Countrymen Are Mankind
--The Liberator
Right Is Of No Sex, Truth Is Of No Color, God Is The Father of Us All, And We Are All Brethren.
--The North Star
Power Is Always Stealing From The Many To The Few
--United States' Telegraph
It Screams
--The (Whitesburg, KY) Mountain Eagle [Thanks to Hunter Marks]








Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A summer day in New Orleans

I had a little time to kill this afternoon, and I decided to get gas for the car while the needle was still hovering above "Empty."

The temperature had been in the 90s, and no rain was in the forecast I had heard on the noon news, so I punched the button on the pump to get the deluxe wash,too. “See the attendant,” a pop-up on the screen told me. I filled my tank and went inside the store to do what I had been told.

“The car wash is broken,” a dark fellow with what I took to be a thick Pakistani accent told me. I had not heard him clearly. “What?” I asked. A lighter skinned man behind the immigrant said more clearly, “The car wash is broken.”

Another day in New Orleans, I thought, not altogether happily, and walked outside and drove away.

An hour or so later, I was sitting in the den reading, and I heard rain against the window pane. “Lucky for me the wash was broken,” I thought. (Had I gotten the wash, of course, I would have muttered, "Just my luck.")

I should have second-guessed the weatherman. Earlier, I had looked up at the sky, and it was filled with great fluffy creatures: crouching rabbits, begging poodles and a full-bodied naked woman lying on her side.

After the rain had stopped, I took the dogs out into the steam, and we walked three-quarters around the block when the rain began again. I had had the foresight to take an umbrella, but the dogs had not, so they needed drying when we got home. Still, as soon as I had worked them over with beach towels, they shook whatever wet was left on them on me and the furniture.

By then, the rain had stopped again, and we have had no more since.

And no more cumulus rabbits, poodles, or – I am sad to say – full-bodied naked women.

Nuthin' but blue skies.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Dux Academicus



Loyola University honored me with its Dux Academicus award for 2009 at the January convocation. The award is given annually to a faculty member who “is able to impart the knowledge and wisdom of the humanities, sciences or the professions to students in a manner consistent with the unique philosophy of Loyola University New Orleans as a Jesuit institution of higher education.” My response--I was alloted two minutes--was the following:


I am greatly honored – and the moreso because I so admire and respect those of our colleagues whom I have watched come up here in the past to accept the Dux Academicus. I am in awe of that company.

To be singled out when there are so many of you merit this award, is humbling.
And to be recognized for outstanding teaching, scholarship and service in a Jesuit institution makes the moment golden.

I have been with the Jesuits, on both sides of the desk, for nearly 60 years all told—from that time when they wore those forbidding black cassocks to now, when we might occasionally spot a Jesuit on campus in pink button-down shirt and Madras Bermuda shorts. At one time, I had the temerity to think I might be one of them and entered a novitiate. I lasted until lent.

Though the Jesuits are fewer now than when they wore the black robes, their ideas are still the palpable soul of this campus. Justin Nystrom, of the history department, and I walked together from the parking garage to Bobet Monday morning, and I asked him how he had enjoyed his first semester of teaching here. Justin said, “it’s nice to be at a place with a broader vision.” And indeed it is--after his one semester or my fifty-seven.

It occurred to me long ago that we lay faculty who are privileged to be associated with the Jesuits absorb at least some of their characteristics, to our students’ benefit: that purposeful, spiritually driven striving to form young men and women, intellectually and morally, who will leave Loyola—to paraphrase Cardinal Newman—fit for the world.

My wife, Kathy, also a Jesuit university graduate, and I have five children, and we sent each of them to Loyola--not just because the price was right--though the price was right--but because we knew that this faculty, you with your broader vision, would do an outstanding job of educating them in the Jesuit tradition. We were not disappointed.

It is an honor, in itself, to be associated with you.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Discounting Happy Motoring

The cute young woman in the white pants suit who pitches Progressive automobile insurance 0n television has made us all aware that of the many discounts available: for good drivers, good students, non-smokers, and the like. I'd like to suggest that discounts also be provided to drivers who do not have cell phones.

I thought of that this morning on the way to campus when a fellow in one of those monstrosities that you have to buy at a lot on top of a craggy mountain came at me at an intersection and I saw my life pass before my eyes (not a pretty show, by the way). We avoided an accident, but I'm sure we would not have nearly met that way had he not had his cell phone to his ear.

God knows where his mind was. Having just left home myself, I figured that maybe his wife was giving him what-for for having forgotten all the things he should have done yesterday and telling him he'd darn well better not forget today.

I know I'd be listening to my wife give me the dickens for that sort of thing if I had a cell phone. Without one, however, I just get to listen to that before I go out the door, say my "yes, dears," and climb into the silence of my car. So I drive much more carefully than my near new acquaintance, and I think it only just that my insurance rates be lower than his

In fact, it occurs to me that it's also dangerous for me to drive with my wife alongside me and listen to her recite all my undone tasks and other faults, of which the list is just a page or two longer than the litany of the saints, and how much safer I am when I'm alone in the car and able to devote my full attention to avoiding accidents with people who are talking (or, in the case of husbands, listening) on their cell phones.

Come to think of it, maybe the insurance companies also ought to give a safe driver discount for husbands who drive alone.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Two articles published on paper

While I was putting finishing touches on the syllabus for my spring course Communications Writing, I decided to let students see (and criticize, if they wish) postings on this blog. For them, and for my other two or three readers, I’ll include two articles that I wrote for Conversations, a publication distributed to faculty and staff members of the 28 Jesuit colleges and universities.

“Katrina Strikes and Southern Jesuit Colleges Survive,” Conversations on Jesuit Higher Education, No. 29 (Spring 2006)

http://www.marquette.edu/library/archives/Conversations/No29_2006/29_lorenz.pdf



“Journalism and Jesuit Mission,” Conversations on Jesuit Higher Education, No. 35 (Spring 2009)

http://www.marquette.edu/library/archives/Conversations/No35_2009/no35_lorenz.pdf